

The Jennifer's Body Post
Fall of 2009 feels simultaneously like two and twenty years ago; a distant lifetime away and also within reach. June of that year...
Oct 30, 2023


A look into Justin Long's horror career
A shallow dive into Justin Long's career in horror movies. Making an overall argument that Justin Long is a horror icon after watching...
Jan 27, 2023


Franchise Marathon No. 4: Insidious (Est. 2010)
Premise of RRH Franchise Marathons: Binge watching an entire franchise worth of content in a shortened period of time and then writing an...
Oct 17, 2022


Franchise Marathon No. 3: Hellraiser (Est. 1987)
Let me preface this by saying after watching the whole series of movies in the Hellraiser franchise it is one of my least favorite...
Oct 8, 2022


Franchise Marathon No. 1: Paranormal Activity (Est. 2007)
As if I didn’t have enough unfinished projects for this blog I have tasked myself with yet another. To get back into consuming a strict...
Sep 14, 2022


Hereditary (2018)
Initially I wanted to focus on only witchcraft and witches this summer when it comes to the horror genre, that has clearly changed....
Jul 6, 2022


Hellbender (2022)
If you're on Shudder and looking for something to watch that will take you on a ride I highly recommend Hellbender (2022). Without giving...
Feb 24, 2022


Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)
The most recent Paranormal Activity installment released October 29, 2021, titled Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin, sticking with the format of the other recent franchise releases that opted for stand-alone names and stories. Directed by William Eubank (Underwater 2020) and written by Christopher Landon (several other of the Paranormal Activity) it is just a good horror movie flat out.
Nov 6, 2021


Come Play (2020)
From the start we jump right into the action, the monster, Larry, seeks to take children and lure them through communicating via en eBook called, “Misunderstood Monsters,” that updates throughout the movie. The story updates are part of the tool that Larry uses to communicate with the children it is grooming to take.
Sep 24, 2021


Malignant (2021)
Let me start by saying I left this movie with more questions than answers, confused about what I'd just watched. I laughed more than I cowered and I yelled obscenities at the TV more than once because nothing about it made sense to me. The whole time I felt like the direction of the story was being chosen by a Magic 8 Ball rather than a coordinated effort to craft a horror story about a malignancy.
Sep 19, 2021


Candyman (2021)
The movie Candyman 2021 delivers on the promises that the trailer makes, particularly if you're going in not expecting the previous movies to be entirely intertwined in this installment. In the original Candyman that came out in 1992 Tony Todd portrays a fictional but vengeful spirit that kills people who speak his name 5 times into a mirror. Much of the first movie doesn’t pertain to the modern remake & instead takes the legend and develops it into a narrative fit for the ti
Sep 11, 2021


Jennifer's Body (2009) Opinion
This is an opinion based post but I have other Jennifer's Body review posts. Long, long ago in a time before we realized we all knew what late stage capitalism was Jennifer’s Body (2009) premiered following a typical horror press tour that focused on the lead, Megan Fox's attractiveness. To the dismay of teenage boys across the world the film catered to an audience not sitting through over an hour of content just to see a naked Fox swimming in a lake.
Aug 30, 2021